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Good artists copy great artists steal – Steve Jobs

newjerseyweddingandp — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:19:24 +0000

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer!” – Pee Wee Herman

newjerseyweddingandp — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:19:01 +0000

punctuation: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” – “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

newjerseyweddingandp — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:03:18 +0000

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

newjerseyweddingandp — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 20:46:54 +0000

www.AlexKaplanphoto.com – New York – New Jersey – Actor headshots, Model Portfolios, Corporate Portraits, and Event Photography, Video & Photo Booth Specialists.

Dogs and Cats!

newjerseyweddingandp — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:59:34 +0000

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!

Spaghetti

newjerseyweddingandp — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:07:04 +0000

Spaghetti

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

‘Honey!,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’

‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it
later,’ he said. The wife obeyed and watched as
her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.